When all else fails, pretend to work. It's the most advanced technique in the Procrastination Handbook.
Put on a good show, but don't actually do anything. This is the perfect method for those who want to look productive without actually being productive.
Remember, the key is to appear busy while doing nothing. It's like performance art, but without the art.
For more information on the art of appearing productive, check out our sister site: Motivation Techniques: Step 1 - Make a To-Do List