Are you tired of actually playing video games? Do you want to experience the thrill of clicking on the same button for hours on end? Do you yearn for a sense of accomplishment that comes from collecting 10,000 virtual carrots?
Then you've come to the right place! Welcome to Farming for Loot, the definitive guide to doing nothing in video games.
It starts with a seed. A small, unassuming seed that holds the promise of riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for the seed will only bloom if you click on it 100 times per minute.
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