Quest Acceptance Rules

For the love of all that is good and holy, please read these carefully

You have been tasked with saving the world from the coming robot uprising. It's not just a job, it's a quest.

By accepting this quest, you agree to:

• Wear a cape at all times while on the job
• Drink exactly 2 cups of coffee per hour of adventuring
• Avoid all areas with a high concentration of squirrels
• Not eat the free pizza in the break room
• Use a map, not a GPS

If you are not willing to abide by these rules, please do not proceed.

Proceeding anyway will result in your immediate dismissal as a hero.

You have been warned.

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