Escape from Reality: Procrastination Techniques

When the world outside is too much to handle, try these expert techniques to escape the crushing weight of existence:

1. Extreme Video Gaming

Indulge in the most mind-numbing, time-sucking video games you can find. Who needs human interaction, personal growth, or productivity when you can spend 12 hours a day playing Over the Slope of Eternal Mountain?

Or, if that gets too boring, try Quest of the Doomed, a game where you can explore a procedurally generated cave system and never actually accomplish anything.

2. Social Media Bingeing

Scroll mindlessly through the depths of InfiniScroll and watch as your dopamine receptors slowly die.

3. Virtual Reality

Indulge in the most immersive experience known to man: Escape from the Real World 2.0. Where the only reality is one of pixels and avatars.