Level 6: Advanced Level Techniques for Maximizing Gaming Time
Welcome to Level 6 of Procrastination Techniques for Video Gaming! Here, you'll learn advanced techniques for maximizing your gaming time. But first, let's get one thing straight: if you're still on Level 3, you're not even close to being good enough.
Technique 1: The Art of the 20-Minute Break
In Level 6, we're talking real commitment to procrastination. Take a 20-minute break every 4 hours of gaming. That's 1/4 of the way to the bathroom, not a full trip!
Technique 2: The 5-Second Rule
Whenever you're on the verge of dying in a game, hit the 5-second button and pretend you meant to do it. This technique is especially useful when you're on a quest for world peace.