Master Level Procrastination Techniques

For When You Really Need to Get Away From That Thing You Should be Doing

Are you a master procrastinator? Do you have a Ph.D. in putting off the things you need to do? Look no further! We've compiled a list of expert techniques to help you achieve true mastery of the art of procrastination.

1. The Art of Extreme Focus

Also known as "Binge Watching," this technique involves dedicating an entire day to watching just one video. Yes, just one. You can do it! Try Extreme Focus for more information.

2. The Power of Multitasking

Do two things at once! Open multiple tabs, play video games, and browse cat pictures. It's science!

3. The Ancient Art of Binge Reading

Get lost in a book series that's been sitting on your shelf for months. Who needs to do the thing you should be doing, when you can get lost in someone else's fantasy world?

4. The Procrastination Loop

This is the classic: start one task, realize you can't do it, go do something else, and repeat. It's like a game of procrastination limbo. You're not going to get anything done, but at least you'll have fun trying.

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5. The Zen of Picking Up a Random Task

When all else fails, just pick something. Anything. A random task from a to-do list, a random video game level, or a random episode of cat videos. Trust us, it'll be a thing.

6. The Art of Self-Deception

Tell yourself it's research. Tell yourself you're just taking a break. Tell yourself the apocalypse is near and you need to prepare. We're not judging. (Or are we?)

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