Leveling Up in Procrastination Techniques

Are you a gamer struggling to get your priorities straight? Do you find yourself stuck in an infinite loop of YouTube videos, memes, or cat pictures? Don't worry, friend! Our Cheatcodes for the Slackers will guide you through the levels of Procrastination Techniques.

Level 1: Lose Track - Distract yourself from productivity with an endless stream of cat videos.
Level 2: Learn Japanese - Master the art of making excuses in Japanese.
Level 3: Binge Watch - Watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting.
Level 4: Create a To-Do List - Write a list of tasks, then promptly forget it exists.
Level 5: Play Video Games for Science - Study the effects of excessive gaming on your productivity.

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Cheatcodes for Slackers