Procrastination Theories

Here are some theories about the nature of procrastination:

The "I'll Do It Tomorrow" Theory

According to this theory, the universe is secretly controlled by a giant, invisible clock that moves at an alarming rate. As a result, every day is a countdown to the apocalypse.

This theory is supported by 99% of the population, who are all secretly convinced that tomorrow will be the day when everything gets done.

The "Squirrel Theory"

This theory states thatประก procrastination is caused by an overabundance of squirrels in the brain, which constantly distract the owner ofประก the brain from focusing on important tasks.

It's supported by 1% of the population, who are all secretly squirrels in disguise.

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The "Lost in the Sauce" Theory

This theory claims that procrastination is a result of being lost in a never-ending ocean of social media, memes, and cat videos.

It's supported by 99.9% of the population, who are all secretly addicted to their screens.

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