Are you tired of the same old snack routine? Do you find yourself stuck in a rut of stale Cheetos and yesterday's pizza? Fear not, dear procrastinator! We've got tips to help you break free from the shackles of snacking monotony.
Diversify your snacking: Try something new, like that weird-looking veggie burger you've been avoiding in the crisper drawer.
Pair your snacks with a purpose: Eat a whole bag of potato chips while watching a documentary about the dangers of industrial agriculture, for maximum impact.
Or, if all else fails: Call a friend for a snack-filled intervention.