Procrastination Unlocks are special rewards for doing absolutely nothing productive. They're like achievements, but without the guilt.
Unlocks
- Procrastination prophets - Spend 12+ hours in your pajamas.
- Extreme Cheeto prophets - Eat 5 Cheetos in one sitting.
- Virtual Reality Procrastination prophets - Spend 3+ hours in a VR headset playing Solitaire.