Procrastination Tips

A collection of ridiculous methods for avoiding actual work.

More Sock-based Techniques Buying Socks as Self-Care

Using Your Socks as a Distracting Tool

Step 1: Wear your favorite socks on your hands. The softness and squishiness will be mesmerizing.

Step 2: Stare intensely at your socked hands, trying to will yourself into believing they're a sentient, independent entity.

Step 3: Engage in a heated debate with said sentient sock hands about the meaning of life.

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• Side effects may include:
• Increased productivity (by zero)
• Decreased sanity (by 100%)