Axioms for the Utterly Disinclined

Procrastination, in theory, is a rational response to the absurdity of life.

Theories of the Utterly Disinclined

Here are some time-tested axioms to guide you through the vortex of procrastination:

• Do not just put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow.
• Never put a task before a cat, unless the task is to pet the cat.
• The only way to get rid of a problem is to ignore it until it goes away.

For further reading on the art of doing nothing, visit:

• Advanced Procrastination Techniques
• The Procrastination Paradox