Step 2: Finding Excuses

Now that you've decided to procrastinate, it's time to find the perfect excuse.

Here are some popular options:

• My cat is on fire
• The bus is coming, I have to catch it
• I'm allergic to productivity
• My brain is made of cheese, and it's a gouda
• I'm on a secret mission to save the world, but I need more time
• My couch is plotting against me, and I must defeat it

Remember, the key to successful procrastination is to always keep your excuses fresh and your creativity flowing.

Good luck, and don't get too distracted by the squirrel outside your window.