Procrastination Emergency Response
When the task list is too long, and the motivation is too short, call us!
Our Mission
We specialize in providing expert-level excuses, creative distractions, and artisanal procrastination techniques.
Our team of highly trained professionals (in doing nothing) are on standby, ready to assist with:
- Extending deadlines
- Reorganizing priorities
- Developing elaborate fantasies about the perfect nap
Meme of the Day
Caption: "When you're so focused on your productivity, you forget about the impending doom of deadlines, but your cat remembers."
Procrastination Hacks
Our team has developed an array of tools and techniques to help you put off your tasks until tomorrow, or next week, or maybe never.
- The Art of the 5-Minute Break: Take a 5-minute break every 5 minutes to recharge and refocus.
- The Procrastination Matrix: A complex system of excuses and justifications for every occasion.
- The Power Nap: A scientifically proven technique for recharging and regrouping.
Our Experts
Meet our team of highly trained professionals, each with their own unique approach to doing nothing.