Procrastination Strategies: Watching Squirrels

Chapter 1: The Ancient Art of Squirrel Gazing

When all else fails, gaze upon the fluffy, furry creatures of the forest. Their nimble bodies and bushy tails are the ultimate procrastination tools.

Did you know squirrels have a 95% chance of stealing your snacks when you're not looking? It's like they're trying to distract you from your work!

Play Squirrel Watching Bingo to improve your focus!

Or try Forest Napping for a more in-depth experience.

A squirrel stealing your snacks

Remember, the key to successful procrastination is finding the right squirrel-to-task ratio.

Chapter 2: The Squirrel-Induced Time Dilation Effect

Studies have shown that watching squirrels causes time to slow down. Don't @ me, science.

Learn how to harness the power of the Squirrely Time Loop.