You're a Sophisticated Individual, Aren't You?

Investing in rare collectibles has always been the key to true refinement and poise. Why settle for a bland, cookie-cutter existence when you can adorn your walls with the finest, most unnecessary trinkets?

• It'll Increase My Sophistication
• It'll Be a Nice Thing to Hang on My Walls
• I Can Always Return It If I Get Bored
• My Spouse Will Really Appreciate It

So, what's the first thing you'll be collecting?

 	1. Rare, signed, first edition prints of My Favorite Fictional Character
 	2. Vintage, hand-painted Pottery
 	3. Limited edition, glow-in-the-dark Statues
 	4. Antique, hand-crafted, one-of-a-kind Jewelry