Justifying Vase Purchases: The Ultimate Procrastination Strategy

Are you tired of being productive? Do you want to spend your days justifying why you need that new vase?

Look no further! Our team of expert procrastinators has crafted the perfect excuse generator for you:

• It'll look good as a decoy for the home invasion
• It'll increase my credibility as a sophisticated art collector
• It'll be a great story to tell at cocktail parties
• It'll protect me from the robot apocalypse

We're not responsible for any emotional or financial damage caused by our justifications. Use them wisely.

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