The Art of Procrastination - Optimization of Fun
Are you tired of the drudgery of productivity? Do you find yourself constantly torn between getting things done and binge-watching cat videos? Look no further! This comprehensive guide will help you find the perfect balance between productivity and doing absolutely nothing.
Step 1: Find Your Procrastination Style
- Are you a Burnout? You thrive in high-pressure situations, but only for a short time before collapsing.
- Are you a Floatation enthusiast? You love to float between tasks, never committing fully, but always feeling vaguely guilty.
- Are you a Zen Master? You've transcended the bounds of productivity and now simply exist in a state of pure, unadulterated bliss.
Step 2: Optimize Your Procrastination
- Use Technology to your advantage! Automate tasks, use apps, and set reminders to remind you to do... well, anything else.
- Create a schedule that's flexible enough to accommodate your ever-changing interests, but firm enough to prevent you from getting too bored.
- Set clear boundaries between your work and play time. Or, you know, just delete them altogether and have a snack.
Step 3: Find Your Procrastination Community