The Art of Procrastination

You're here because you're a procrastinator. Congratulations!

We've compiled a list of the most epic excuses for why you're not doing your work:

• Procrastination Techniques
• Watching Netflix is Research
• Writing a Novel
• Gaming is Training for Real Life

Remember, it's all about prioritizing your goals... to watch cat videos.

Philosophy is that, really.

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