The Art of Mastering the Ancient Craft of Procrastination

After years of research, I have compiled the definitive guide to doing as little as possible in the shortest amount of time. It's a delicate balance of doing enough not to fail, but not enough to pass.

Binge-watching is an art form that requires dedication, focus, and an unhealthy obsession with cat videos.

In the words of the great procrastination philosopher, 'You can't focus on work when you're this close to a good meme.'

By creating an entire cast of characters, you can debate the merits of productivity with your inner self, making it seem like you're actually accomplishing something.

It's a little-known fact that caffeine and procrastination are directly related. In fact, studies have proven (in my head) that the more coffee you consume, the more efficiently you can do nothing.

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