The 7 Deadly Techniques of Procrastination

By expertly applying these techniques, you'll become the master of doing nothing.

• Technique #1: The Art of Binge-Watching TV - Binge-watch your way to productivity!
• Technique #2: The Procrastinator's Guide to Social Media - Stalk your friends while they're working.
• Technique #3: The Lost Weekend - Spend an entire weekend playing video games.
• Technique #4: The Science of Daydreaming - Master the art of staring blankly into space.
• Technique #5: The Ancient Art of Excuses - Create a compelling narrative of why you can't do it.
• Technique #6: The Procrastinator's Diet - Eat an entire pizza by yourself.
• Technique #7: The Zen of Multitasking - Do nothing at all, but pretend to be doing multiple things.

Remember, these techniques are highly effective, but only if you're really, really trying not to.