Browsing Social Media: The Art of Procrastination

Welcome to the ultimate guide on how to turn your day into a never-ending scroll through your feeds.

Technique 1: The Infinite Loop of FOMO

Stuck in a cycle of constant updates, you can't resist the urge to refresh, refresh, REFRESH!

Technique 2: The Algorithmic Algorithm

Let the AI do the hard work for you! Just let it show you 12 hours worth of posts from that one friend you haven't talked to in years.

Technique 3: The Self-Care Cycle of Selfies

Compare, like, comment, repeat. It's like meditation, but with more filters!

Or, you know, just go back to Technique 1. We won't judge.