Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Chapter 2: Mastering the Art of Binge-Watching Social Media

Learn how to mindlessly scroll through your feeds with the best of them.

Subtopics:

• The Art of the Infinite Scroll
• Crafting the Perfect Social Media Post
• Debunking Productivity Hacks

Warning: excessive use of these techniques may lead to:

• Spontaneous combustion of productivity
• Permanent damage to relationships and social skills
• Uncontrollable addiction to cat videos