Here are some of the most groundbreaking, utterly useless, and completely unproven theories about procrastination:
According to this theory, the act of procrastination itself creates a temporal loop, where the more you procrastinate, the more time you have to procrastinate.
Read more about the Procrastination ParadoxThis theory states that the internet itself is a manifestation of the infinite scroll of procrastination, where the further you go, the more links you find to distract you from your work.
Learn more about the Infinite Scroll Theory