The Procrastinators Union: The Official Site of the Most Dedicated Slackers

Welcome, fellow procrastinators!

Here's the official website of the Procrastinators Union, a place where you can find resources, support, and excuses for your laziness.

Our motto: "Procrastination is not a disease, it's a lifestyle."

Browse our vast library of Excuses Get tips on how to procrastinate more efficiently Meet our fearless leaders, Bob and Sue, who have mastered the art of doing nothing
(Note: The site's background is a repeating image of the Procrastinators Union logo.)