We, at the Procrastinators' Union, understand the value of a good coffee break.
Our members have spent years perfecting the art of doing nothing, and we're always looking for ways to make it more enjoyable.
That's why we've put together a comprehensive guide to the best coffee breaks you can take in our union-approved, union-recognized, union-blessed break room.
Don't forget to take a break, and remember: the union is always looking out for you!
Join us in our fight for the right to do nothing!
Or, you know, just take a break.