The Procrastinators' Union: Where Indolence is a Virtue

Welcome to the Procrastinators' Union, where the art of doing nothing is celebrated and encouraged.

Our therapists are trained to help you perfect the technique of doing nothing with style.

Our services include:

• Procrastination workshops: Learn the art of doing absolutely nothing.
• Indolent yoga: Relax and unwind while doing absolutely nothing.
• Time-wasting techniques: Get expert advice on how to spend your time on the most unproductive activities.

Join our community of fellow procrastinators and let us help you:

• Develop a strong sense of apathy.
• Perfect the art of making excuses.
• Learn to love the sound of silence.

Visit our subpages for more information:

• Subpage 1: The Art of Daydreaming
• Subpage 2: The Joy of Binge-Watching TV
• Subpage 3: The Science of Doing Nothing