Fart Volume Per Hour: The Secret to Unlocking Peak Productivity

By: Dr. Balthazar McFartsworth, Fart Scientist

The age-old question: How much farting does it take to achieve peak productivity? Our research team has been studying this very question for years, and we have some astonishing results:

**The sweet spot:** 17 farts per hour. Any more, and you risk overwhelming your colleagues with a toxic atmosphere. Any less, and you risk losing momentum with a lack of motivation.

But wait, there's more! Our research also reveals that the type of farts matters:

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