Nap Inducer 5000

Indulge in the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Featuring:

• Blank Checks - Write checks to anyone, anywhere, for any reason
• Zero Deadlines - Because who needs to be on time, anyway?
• Nap Templates - Fill out your naps with our pre-designed, pre-approved forms

Side effects may include: excessive sleepiness, drooling, and/or spontaneous napping

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