Paralyzed Productivity Hacks: Because Adulting is Hard

For those who have given up on life, but still want to appear productive.

Our expert team of productivity coaches (read: our moms) have put together these essential tips and tricks to help you appear like you're still alive:

• Doing the Bare Minimum: A 3-step program to fool your boss and family
• The Blanket Method: Because who needs actual tasks, anyway?
• Surfing the Internet: A 5-alarm study break

And, of course, don't forget our special feature, "I'd Rather Be Dead Than Do Anything Useful" support group:

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