Justifications

Because procrastination is a form of productivity.

To avoid doing actual work, I'm making a list of justifications for not doing actual work.

Justification 1: It's not procrastination, it's research

I'm not on social media, I'm just researching the sociology of social media.

Justification 2: I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy

All that running around is exhausting, I'm just conserving my energy for more important things... like Netflix.

Justification 3: I'm just recharging my batteries

I'm not on my phone, I'm just recharging my batteries... with cat videos.

Hyperlinks to other justifications:

• Justification 2: I'm not a morning person
• Justification 3: I'm allergic to deadlines