Advanced Justification Techniques for the Chronically Busy
Are you tired of being asked "what's for dinner?" every 5 seconds? Do you wish you could just justify your lack of culinary skills with a few well-placed sentences?
- The "I'm a Food Scientist" Excuse: "I'm not a chef, I'm a food scientist. I've been studying the intricacies of takeout menus."
- The "I'm a Busy Bee" Excuse: "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching Netflix."
- The "I'm a Creative Genius" Excuse: "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just brainstorming the next big culinary innovation... in my head."
These justifications are sure to save you time and effort when faced with an inquiring mind.
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