Quarter-Life Crisis

You're 25, you're broke, and you still live in your parent's basement. What's not to love?

Or maybe you just need some advice on how to adult. Here's a few pointers:

• Buy a suit. Any suit. It doesn't matter if it's from Goodwill.
• Learn to make a decent cup of coffee. It's a skill.
• Cook ramen noodles. It's like cooking, but with noodles.

But wait, there's more! Here's some advanced tips:

• Start using the phrase "adulting" as a verb in a sentence. Example: "I'm adulting today, I'm buying groceries."
• Practice your "I'm fine, really" face in the mirror. You'll need it for when your friends ask how you're doing.
• Learn to love the feeling of being alone in an empty apartment with only a 6-pack of beer for company. It's like having a friend, but without the friend.

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