Adulting: The Horrific Productivity Site

Welcome, adult human! Congratulations on finally managing to drag yourself out of bed today.

We have a variety of terrifyingly useful tools and resources to help you Adult:

Don't worry, we won't judge you for still living in your parent's basement. We'll even provide you with a few coping mechanisms to deal with the existential dread that comes with being an adult:

Or, you know, just stick to your usual routine of binge-watching cat videos and playing video games until your mom comes over to do your laundry.

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