Financial Nightmares Inc.
We're here to help you navigate the absurd world of personal finance!
Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck?
- Do you have 17 credit cards and 12 active collections?
- Are your 401k returns a distant memory?
- Do you dream of affording avocado toast?
Then you're in luck!
Our team of expert financial advisors (and by expert, we mean "guy who read a book") are here to help you:
- Maximize your debt-to-income ratio!
- Find creative ways to hide your credit card statements from your spouse!
- Invest in the next big thing... or the thing that just barely pays the bills.