Level 4: The Futility of Task Lists

Congratulations, you've reached the summit of Extreme Procrastination! You've mastered the art of making lists that are so complicated, so intricate, and so utterly useless, that even the most dedicated of task-masters would weep at the thought of attempting to tackle them.

Extreme Procrastination Techniques

• Make 17 different to-do lists for the same task, each with its own unique set of priorities and deadlines.
• Create 37 separate tabs in your browser, each open on a different website related to the task at hand, and switch between them at random.
• Write 4 different letters to yourself, each one apologizing for not starting work on the task sooner.