Phantom Tasking: Side Effects

Warning: Phantom Tasking has been known to cause:

1. Existential Dread

You'll start questioning the purpose of your existence while staring at an endless list of tasks.

2. Temporal Disorientation

2. Temporal Disorientation

You'll forget what day it is, what time it is, and what you're even doing in the first place.

3. Spatial Displacement

3. Spatial Displacement

You'll find yourself in a room full of empty coffee cups, wondering how you got there.

4. Social Isolation

4. Social Isolation

You'll be surrounded by coworkers, but still feel alone in your own world of Phantom Tasking.

5. Chronic Procrastination

5. Chronic Procrastination

You'll spend hours staring at a task list, wondering which one to tackle first, while the world outside melts away like the Sorcerer's Apprentice.