Productivity Paradox Explained

According to our team of highly trained productivity experts, productivity paradoxically increases by 100% when you spend 10 hours a day scrolling through cat videos.

However, when you apply this knowledge, you will actually spend 12 hours a day scrolling through cat videos, thereby decreasing productivity by 20%.

This phenomenon has been observed in 99.9% of cases, but not in the 0.1% of cases where the user is actually a productivity ninja.

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