Option 2: The Paradoxical Multitasking Method

Justify your existence

By doing multiple tasks at once, you're not actually being productive, you're just creating a paradox.

It's like the classic "I'm reading this book and watching Netflix and eating a sandwich" paradox.

Or, as we like to call it, "The Multitasking Loop of Despair."

How it works

1. Choose two tasks with similar levels of importance and urgency.
2. Open both tabs/browser windows/documents.
3. Stare at both screens for 30 minutes, wondering which one you should focus on.
4. Realize you've made no progress on either task.
5. Repeat steps 1-4 ad infinitum.

Side effects

• Frustration levels will rise exponentially.
• Productivity will decrease by 99.9%.
• You may develop a strong urge to watch cat videos.
• Your significant other may question your life choices.

Subpages

• The Multitasking Loop of Despair: Advanced
• The Art of Multitasking: Where the line between work and play blurs
• The Multitasking Matrix: A world where time is relative, but not really