Recipe: Cake Baking for the Unmotivated

Are you tired of being productive? Do you need a break from your responsibilities? Look no further! This recipe for cake baking is the ultimate procrastination technique.

• Step 1: Gather ingredients
• Step 2: Mix and match
• Step 3: Put it in the oven
• Step 4: Forget you baked it

Optional Icing:

• Use your newfound cake baking skills to make a mess and blame it on a wild animal that came in and ate all the ingredients.
• Decorate the cake with a single, sad candle, representing the flicker of hope in an otherwise bleak existence.
• Make a cake that looks like a failed science experiment, because who needs aesthetics when you're feeling unproductive?

Visit our Icing Advice page for more ideas on how to ruin your cake with excessive decoration.

Disclaimer: Baking cake is not a substitute for actual productivity. If you're feeling unproductive, you might want to try our Todo List recipe instead.