The 3-Step Guide to Being Marginally Sane
Step 1: Prioritize tasks. Like, actually do it.
- Make a to-do list.
- Check off completed tasks.
- Repeat steps 1-2 until you have nothing left to do.
Step 2: Stay focused.
- Turn off your phone. No, really turn it off.
- Close all tabs on your computer. Yes, all of them.
- Put your cat on a leash and take it for a walk.
Step 3: Reward yourself.
Buy stuff you don't need. Eat all the donuts.