Learn the ancient techniques of doing absolutely nothing, all while having a blast.
The art of doing nothing starts with making impossible choices. Choose between two equally unappealing options, only to realize you're still not doing anything.
Take it to the next level with Procrastination-Fu Mastery.Watch an entire season of your favorite TV show in one sitting. Because who needs to sleep when there are 12 episodes to go?
And then, analyze every episode, because that's clearly productive.Play a game for 12 hours, only to realize you've been playing the same level for 3 hours, and you're still not done.
Master the ancient art of doing nothing, with nothing but your own two hands. A true Procrastination-Fu Master can achieve anything... or not.
And when you're done, just click randomly until you get it right.Click on everything, just to see what happens. A true Procrastination-Fu Master knows that sometimes, the answer is just a bunch of random clicking.