Time Machine Assembly: A Step-by-Step Guide

Warning: time travel may cause paradoxes. Proceed with caution.

• Step 1: Gather Materials
• Step 2: Design and Blueprint
• Step 3: Assemble the Time Machine
• Step 4: Testing and Debugging

Remember: time travel is not like a game of leapfrog. It's more like a game of cat and mouse.

Don't get stuck in the past, or you might just become a Chronal-Loop victim.