Warning: do not attempt to replicate these techniques. Time travel paradoxes are no joke.
1. Temporals Paradoxical Pizza - A pizza that's simultaneously delivered and eaten before it's ordered.
2. Time-Traveling Toilet Tragedy - The Great Cesspool Caper of 305 AD.
3. Disastrous Dinosaur Debate - The Great Raptor Ruckus of 65 million years ago.
Time-Traveling Tennis Tournament - The Timeless Tennis Tussle of 1985.