Where the coffee machine spits out motivational posters instead of coffee, and the meetings never end.
Here are some solutions to help you achieve your goals, or not:
Don't forget to set a timer for when you need to pretend to be productive!
| Productivity Level | Days Since Last Productivity Achievement |
|---|---|
| 0% - Not Even Close | Never |
| 50% - Barely Getting By | Yesterday |
| 100% - Productivity Master | When I was in college |