The Bizarro Bloom-Bot 5000

This is a toy plant that will bloom in the most unlikely of places, guaranteed to confuse and delight your friends and family.

This toy will summon the wrath of the sea god, but only after you've spent 3 hours assembling it.

It's like a regular leaf, but it's also a portal to the spirit world. Don't ask us, we're still figuring it out.