Welcome to the Chaos Engine, where the laws of physics no longer apply, and the fabric of reality is constantly in flux.
Here you can initiate the destruction of entire galaxies, planetary systems, or even just a few annoying coworkers in the office.
Our patented Chaos Engine technology uses a combination of dark matter and quantum entanglement to create a vortex of destruction that is sure to leave a crater in the fabric of space-time.
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Disclaimer: Results may vary. Side effects include (but are not limited to): reality distortion, matter annihilation, and spontaneous combustion.
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