Coffee Machine 3000
Welcome to the most advanced, most sophisticated, most utterly useless coffee machine in the world. This machine has been designed to brew the perfect cup of coffee, every time, with its advanced AI and robotic arms.
But wait, there's more! The Coffee Machine 3000 also comes with a built-in toaster that can toast up to 10 slices of bread at once. Because, priorities.
Disclaimer: The Coffee Machine 3000 is not responsible for any caffeine-related injuries or lawsuits. Use at your own risk.