WARNING: Misuse of the Mind-Control Device 3000 can lead to:
- Spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrollable giggling
- Temporary loss of sanity
Pre-Flight Checklist:
- Certify that you are a licensed Mind-Control Operator
- Ensure you are not wearing a tin foil hat
- Verify that your mind is not made of pure chaos
Operating the Device:
1. Insert your thoughts into the designated Thought Input Socket.
2. Engage the Mind-Control Lever.
3. Select your desired level of mind control using the slider:
Level 1: Suggestive Whispers
Level 2: Gentle Manipulations
Level 3: Full-On Mind Rape
Level 4: Total Mind Erasure
Settings to adjust device sensitivity and other options.
Troubleshooting Guide for common issues.