Time Machine: Because Adulting is Hard
Are you tired of the monotony of everyday life? Do you wish you could turn the clock back to a time when things were simpler, less complicated? Well, wish no more! Introducing the Time Machine, the ultimate solution for the chronologically challenged.
Features:
- Go back in time and relive the good old days
- Experience the thrill of not having a care in the world (except for that one thing you left in the oven)
- Meet your past self and be embarrassed all over again
Don't settle for a life of mundane routine, buy the Time Machine today!